Let’s meat up
Applications are open. Standards are high. Whether you’re here to compete, collaborate, or simply insert yourself into the situation—we’re listening.
Submit a Signature Sausage
Bring your best link. Bring your worst story.
Apply to Judge
Requires eye contact and a strong stomach.
Host a Tour Stop
Venue must tolerate smoke and drama.
Application form
Demo — no backend. Success state is local.